Weight: 97.7 kgs
“My being charming, Harriet, is not quite enough to induce me to marry; I must find other people charming—one other person at least.” – Jane Austen, Emma
My Life Goal, ze Weight
No change at all but am currently consuming crisps as I write this as have the total munchies!
Shake Your Booty
Still can’t exercise…I vacuumed and injured myself so maybe next week…or maybe never and I can just get someone to suck all the fat out of me in the future…surely someone could invent an at home liposuction machine.
What I’m Up Too…
Still at home, trying to take it easy…and I have to say this is easier said than done.
After suffering from boredom all week and craving conversation in the middle of the day, I met up with G for morning tea on Thursday…only for him to urgently head back to the office…I’m sure that “urgent” phone call was all planned.
Anyway, I decided to explore Olney properly as it’s a real cute little town…and of course I took way too many photos!
So far today, G and I have put up the shelving in the shoe room…and I own less than 80 pairs of shoes now after a huge clear out…and then we both had a coconut oil hair mask session.
After living by the “no news is good news” mantra about my polyps in my colon, I received a letter today to see a Professor in London…I wasn’t to sure if this was fanny or bottom related letter…thank goodness for google…in seconds flat I knew that the Professor specialises in rare genetic colon diseases and has only 5 star reviews! Nothing is wrong with me yet and the appointment is months away…if it was urgent, I’m sure I wouldn’t be waiting for months…I may have ordered a new dress just to take away some of the anxiety of the letter…that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
Oh and I bought maternity jeans…honestly, they’re freaking amazing!! Ladies, buy yourself a pair for when you have those fat days (period days or just plain ol’ overeating days)…I’m not taking mine off. I bought these black skinny jeans from ASOS for £25…trust me this was a way better purchase than the dungarees.
Anyway enough of my babbling…bed time.