Kelly Michelle’s Diary Week 22, 2017

Weight: 95.1 kgs

“You have another long walk before you.” – Jane Austen, Emma

Kelly Michelle's Diary Week 22, 2017

My Life Goal, ze Weight

A slight decrease this week which I suppose is to do with the fasting from the operation and just feeling a bit out of sorts when it comes to food overall (I really could do with eating some liquorice all sorts to fix my out of sorts problem but they aren’t gluten free!)…all I fancy eating is ice and ice blocks…and curly wurlys!

Shake Your Booty

No exercise at all, my joints especially my knees and hips are giving me such grief and this could be to do with the iron deficiency…I’m meant to be resting which includes no exercise…I’m gazing at my treadmill thinking I really want to turn you on…that’s how bored I am!

What I’m Up Too…

Nothing…getting told off by everyone for not resting…getting pissed off at everyone as they keep asking me how I am…how the fuck do you think I am…I’m stuck inside, can’t move very fast, have a throbbing headache, feel like someone has punched me in the uterus and I’m fucking still bleeding!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, in a really lovely mood…can you tell?!?  Not sleeping very well isn’t helping either…I would love to be sitting outside in the sunshine however I constantly overheat when I come in contact with the sun and then start to bleed heavily…thankfully some cooler weather has arrived as warm weather when you’re feeling really sick just makes you feel even worse.

I’ve tried to colour in…had a tantrum with myself as I got bored…tried to read a book…can’t get past two pages as my concentration levels are fully out of whack…have managed to watch a few dvds this weekend which is the best I can do…but am over dvds now.  A work friend suggested crochet…I don’t think I’m a crochet kind of girl myself but never say never.

I did have my operation to remove all my fibroids on Tuesday so I’m now officially fibroid free for the first time in 7 years; thankfully I didn’t bleed while they were doing all the prep work prior to the operation…got into the theatre to have the General and boom, I flood.  I went to sleep not knowing if they would carry out the operation or not, thankfully Neela did…and I’m now the proud owner of a coil for 6 months which will hopefully stop the cells from growing back in the short term…fingers crossed.

G and I are taking a lovely road trip to St Mark’s Hospital in London tomorrow for my first visit to see a specialist about my dodgy colon…if she asks for blood, I will be putting my hand up and asking for some myself…the professor that I’m seeing specialises in rare genetic colon diseases so hopefully she will be able to get to the bottom of my 14 polyps that they removed in January…excuse the pun!

I’m super ready for a holiday or even to just go back to work…which should be Tuesday but as G has told me…that isn’t very likely in my current state.

I think it’s safe to say that I’m going around the bend with boredom!

Before my hair cut on Friday I decided to have a pedicure (I normally have one every fortnight) but haven’t had one lately due to the hospital visits (no nail polish allowed!) I thought this would be a nice treat…wrong…firstly I wore a skirt…pedicures and skirts are not a good mixture…to be honest, after fretting for a few moments that I was flashing everyone, I decided that enough people had seen my fanny on Tuesday so why not add a few more to the Kelly Fanny Clan on the Friday!  You do use your stomach muscles when having a pedicure…I’m not sure why but I do…it really wasn’t as relaxing as I thought it was going to be but silver lining, my toes look respectable and pretty again.

I will point out that this post has taken two days to write…I’m off to hit my head against a pretty grey wall!

Sharing is Caring…

I thought I would share a few things as this post is becoming a right old pity party to say the least.

This post made me chuckle…probably the title really…“Exposing the Instagram Mafia”…it’s actually about the instagram comment pods and how they are trying to boost engagement however what they are creating is fake engagement…just not purchased fake engagement…at the end of the day, fake engagement is fake engagement, purchased or not!  To be fair, I’m totally over the bull shit that is instagram and am just waiting until the new platform comes along which it will do shortly.

This article also made me laugh…it would be something I would do…coffee shop rage at it’s finest!  The comments are pretty hilarious as well…almost as good as the Daily Mail commenters to be honest.

Then my little sister Lisa sent me this link with audio from New Zealand…when overseas scammers accidentally call the New Zealand Police…it’s quite funny to listen to, G and I were in giggles…I love his kiwi accent as well.

Anyway enough of my babbling…I’m going to sit and stare into space again.


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  1. June 5, 2017 / 5:07 AM

    Sheesh, Kelly. So sorry you’ve been stuck feeling like this for so long. :( You know you’re bored when all you want to do is go back to work!

    Instagram mafia – lol! I don’t know if I’ll ever completely give up instagram (too much history on there that I’d hate to leave behind), but I’m excited for something new to come out, too.
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    • June 5, 2017 / 8:08 AM

      Totally bored…I want to go back to work as it’s budget season which is one of my favourite times of the year.

      I love all my photos however like blogging, it’s got all rather samey samey. There must be something new coming out; hate that the folks from Facebook are dictating Instagram.

  2. June 5, 2017 / 6:51 AM

    You have to book some holidays – I booked two when I was signed off in January, then got insanely bored! Isn’t day time tv rubbish!
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    • June 5, 2017 / 8:05 AM

      I’ve got my trip planned in December but other than that we’ve got nothing planned…it’s hard as don’t know what’s coming out from the London appointment today plus how my periods are going to be…its a little bit of a waiting game and I’m not a fan of waiting unfortunately. It’s terrible and I think I’ve watched every hallmark channel movie twice now xx